![]() 10/18/2013 at 23:45 • Filed to: kinja | ![]() | ![]() |
Anyone know what might cause this?
![]() 10/18/2013 at 23:52 |
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Yeah, I know what caused it. sigh
You touched yourself recently, didn't you?
![]() 10/18/2013 at 23:54 |
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I've always wanted too crash a party by running in, yelling 'MASTURBATION IS WRONG' and bail, never to be seen again.
![]() 10/18/2013 at 23:58 |
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You have to do it with a straight face, clutching the Guinness Book of World Records in you left hand (commandingly hoisted over your head, preferably), and wearing lederhosen.
Yup, that's the best way to do it.
![]() 10/19/2013 at 00:00 |
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Well, I think we might have given someone an idea for a Halloween costume...
![]() 10/19/2013 at 00:03 |
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That would be a fun costume. Too late for me to wear it this year, but I might have to go to my old fraternity's Halloween party next year in this outfit.
I need a drink.